Tips and hints from your fellow students. Submit yours using the comments form below.
I still don't get why being like a G6 is a good thing.
Dear President Zimmer: I've never seen you in person. Are you real?
To the Mac Lab employee who used to have a mustache: You looked better when you were mustachioed.
Dear Thief: You stole a keg tap while the keg was half-full? Really? Really?
Dear Harold's Chicken Fish and Pizza Shack: I thoroughly enjoy your half dark. Do you actually have pizza though?
To the kid sitting at the next table: Stop typing so loudly, or else one of us is going to break your keyboard.
To Chicago weather: Make up your mind already! I just put my madras away!
To "Jack": There is no need for the hate-orade.
Dear Green Sweatshirt Girl: It's true what my friends say, your face does look like you're sucking on the world's sourest black-cherry Warhead, but you'll always be my Sweet Tart.