Tips and hints from your fellow students. Submit yours using the comments form below.
Dear frats: Less Katy Perry, more ragers.
To Reg: I drink because you kick me out to early on Saturday nights.
To DragAnn: You are a beautiful animal.
Dear Ted O'Neill: You're head and shoulders above the rest of us. How is your hair so luscious?
Dear Brett: Those pics left me underwhelmed.
Dear Jam Girl: Keep jamming.
Dear student protestors of the early 2000s: Why did you take Taco Bell away from me?
To R-Geezy: My scowl's just a little softer, and my hair just a little poofier, whenever I'm in your presence.
To the jerk who locked his bike on mine outside the Reg on Sunday: I doubt you will ever read this since, if bicycle etiquette is beyond your grasp, reading for fun is probably not a hobby of yours.