Intramurals are an important part of the fabric of the University of Chicago community. Numerous student athletes go unrecognized each year just because they have chosen to play intramurals instead of going for the glory of varsity sports. No longer will these hardworking competitors go unnoticed in the annals of Chicago sports lore.
Intramurals are a way for us to showcase our talents against other players of a similar skill level. Whether it is a familiar sport such as football, softball, or basketball, or a more obscure sport like broomball, inner tube water polo, or even euchre, there will be Chicago students who want to compete.
But just because the talent on the field might not match that of a varsity game doesn’t mean that the competitiveness isn’t up to par. Oftentimes, intramural matches will feature noticeable tension between players of opposing teams as pride, ego, and talent do battle on the field. Needless to say, when house or frat glory is on the line, players will be motivated to win.
At long last, let us be the first to introduce you to the quarterly intramural Blowout Issue.
Men’s Resident Football
Alper House Red Army’s five-year winning streak was shattered yesterday afternoon in a 32–13 upset by the Tufts House Men in the undergraduate resident men’s intramural flag football championship at Stagg Field.
The Red Army (7–0) entered the postseason with a 126-point spread but was unable to convert in the championship round despite defeating Tufts (5–1) in the regular season. According to IM Coordinator Brian Bock, “The Red Army has won this for five years straight, but Tufts finally pulled through. This is a dynasty dethroned.”
Both teams started aggressively, with Alper scoring early on but missing the extra point, allowing Tufts to set the score 7–6. Due to good coverage, Tufts maintained a 13–6 lead against Alper throughout the first half. The second half began with a solid kick return by Tufts but proved difficult for the Red Army, who gained little yardage from running the ball, their primary offensive tactic. After letting up three touchdowns to second-year “Goggles” John Zackrison, the Red Army seemed demoralized, and despite a final touchdown by Alper first-year Andrew VanWazer, the slight recovery was not enough to turn the game around. “Tufts House is really good. They deserved to win. They had many good plays and some really fast athletes,” VanWazer said.
Fourth-year Mike Kenstowicz commended his team members on their long-awaited victory. “This is the most inspiring win in my four years in Tufts House. We’ve lost to these guys for four straight years. There’s nothing better than going out on top,” Kenstowicz said.
Coed Resident Football
May and Wick exchanged touchdowns throughout the first half, with each team scoring on every drive. The two teams went into halftime tied at 21 and searching for answers on defense against each other’s high-flying offense.
After trading defensive stops for the first four drives of what was shaping up to be a defensive second half, Wick struck with the first points on a long touchdown pass, but failed to convert the extra point. May retaliated with its fourth touchdown pass of the evening and, with two minutes left in the game, recovered a kickoff, giving it a chance to add to its slim one-point lead. With possession of the ball, May ran a fake quarterback sneak and found the wide receiver left alone in the end zone. May easily connected on the play to push its lead to seven.
With one last chance to tie or win the game, Wick drove downfield and scored with a clutch touchdown through the air. The team again failed to convert on the extra point, though, which ultimately proved to be their undoing. May’s quarterback took a knee to retire the remaining time on the clock and seal the championship.
“It was a tough game,” said May fourth-year Liza Wagner, “but the right team won tonight.”
Men’s Independent Football
NWA scored first, but was unable to keep its lead throughout the game. Third-year Steve Schwabe had two touchdown catches and Nelson caught one for VSE. “[Schwabe] was our best player,” said Nelson. “He provided a lot of moral support.”
VSE attributed their win to a strong will to bring home the championship. “Practice was non-existent,” said Nelson. “We came in with the attitude, ‘Hey we’re here to win, and we did.”
Despite losing in the title game, NWA had a successful IM season, defeating Sig Ep and CMAC in regular season play. The team’s strong showing was novel, due to its lack of preparation noted by some team members. “The Fiji flag football team did not have a single offensive play all season, we were basically winging it,” said fourth-year Justin Williams.
The MVP for NWA was fourth-year Joe Patton, who scored the team’s two touchdowns and had a pick on defense. “[Patton] was really the only one that played a good game,” Williams said.
Williams and other team members also credited their loss to a poor mental state. “A lot of varsity football players came to support us, and I think they just psyched us out,” said Williams.
On the other hand, VSE saw NWA’s strong support as gloating. “They came in a little over-confident,” said Nelson, “It was really unwarranted.”
NWA still wants the last word: “Just wait till IM basketball season,” said Williams.
Coed Resident Volleyball
On the other side of the court will be the heavy favorites, the Pug Thugs. Led by captain Adil Tobaa, the Pug Thugs had not dropped a single game all year until yesterday’s semi-final, losing their first game to Halperin House. The Thugs rallied to win the match, winning the next two games 21–12 and 15–10. According to Tobaa, the goal of each game is the same. “We’re going to have fun tomorrow, that’s why we’re here, and that’s not going to change,” he said.
Underclassmen have only recently been allowed to live in Stony Island, and according to fourth-year Vivian Gallegos, the change in policy has changed the culture of the dorm. “I’m just happy to have a team this year,” Gallegos said. “In the past we have never had this much participation in our intramural league. We weren’t really cohesive as a group, we just did our own thing.”
Win or lose, the end goal is still the same.
“We’re going to have fun tomorrow. That’s why we’re here. That’s not going to change.”
Still, the Thugs would be more than happy to live up to their name and end the dream for Cinderella. When asked what message she wanted to send to the Maclean side, first-year Rebecca Fishman replied, “Watch out. We’re coming.”